A Hero For President

I admit that my loyalty for the next President has been a little wishy washy over the last couple months. First I was thinking about Bloomberg because he's sort of a democrat and sort of a republican and he has billions of dollars already so he wouldn't be so suceptible to greed. (See Scott Adams' reasons here. I tend to agree with him.) Then I was thinking about a mysterious Congressman who seemed to have that flashing and stylish bravery that America so sorely needs. But now, my friends, a new contender has entered the spot light. Conservative...but he's got connections with the liberals. Inexperienced...but incredibly funny.