A real ATV

I just realized that the ARY has had an expired inspection sticker since January.
D'oh.

I don't think I can just go and buy a new sticker. The state is probably going to require that I get all those things fixed that have broken in the last year.
D'oh.

It used to be the CAMRY, but the 'C' and the 'M' fell off the back.
D'oh.

I ran over a tire on the interstate last year that had fallen off a semi truck. It was one of those big tires about the size of a washing machine. No right hand turn signal or right side headlight.
D'oh.

Oh, and the fuel pump is messed up so when the engine has been running for more than 10 minutes and you stop the car for a minute, say to stop at a convenient store, the car won't start for at least an hour. Ever been stuck at a gas station for an hour or more with nothing to do but sit in your car? It's boring.
D'oh.

I'm holding on to it though cause it's almost to 200K miles and it still mostly works. "No, no, no...he's only mostly dead."

I'm also starting to think about the next car. I heard from someone that West Virginia leads the nation is ATV accident fatalities. Not something to be proud of but who doesn't want to be the envy of their neighbors when they purchase a new car...or rather an ATV....or rather THIS.