Things You Don't Want To Hear When You're Naked

We're all vulnerable enough with our clothes on, but there are just some things that you really don't want to hear when your naked.

1. Your full name. Even if it happens during intimacy, it's just not something you want to hear.

2. "Would you mind picking up that bar of soap for me?"

3. Any mention of working out, going to the gym, or dieting.

4. "May the Lord be with you...."

5. "Quick, somebody call a personal trainer!"

6. "Would you mind putting some more clothes on? You're creeping me out"

7. "It's your mom on the phone!"

8. Any sentence with the words "police" or "attack dog."

9. Someone tapping on your window.

10. "Excuse me, you need to pay for your tab now. We're about to close."