I had a dream last night that there were some funny Wikipedia entries that I was suppose to find. I didn't find them. But I did find this:
Fart
but then I had a hard time finding other funny things untill I came across the Uncyclopedia!
It's basically a spoof of Wikipedia. Very funny.
I'll just post a sample here of their article of the day. Fitting for Christmas don't you think?
Hey, kids, wanna hear something cool?! Listen up, 'cuz we is gonna talk about the coolest guy that ever lived...Jesus!
I'll bet you think the Bible is boring, right? Wrong! The Bible is the coolest Book ever written, and I can prove it! Did you know that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles helped save Noah's Ark during the Flood?! Or that Jesus rode a velociraptor into Jerusalem!? Or that robots from the future tried to stop David from defeating Goliath!? Well, it's all right here, in the New Cooler Edition of the Holy Bible!
Cast of Characters
- Jesus- The Master, so tough he's a pacifist. Stand back guys, he's dangerous--ly pacifistic!
- God (Yah-weh-oh!) - Imagine a giant, wise, old Ninja master...from the future. Now imagine him in Space with an army of elite Flaming Sword warriors. Now imagine someone kicking that guy's ass. That's God.
- Apostles- There's twelve of these guys, twelve of the most high-flying, action packed Jews you never want to meet, in this life.
- Mary- Mary! Mary! Why ya' Buggin? Your kid is Jesus!
- Satan-os- Stand back guys, we've got a trouble maker on our hands. Responsible for the deaths of superheros, Satan-os is a powerful Zillack warlord with an axe to grind. An axe of fury.
Merry Christmas,
Cyrus


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