The Best Cookie Recipe Ever

A good cookie recipe I got today from my cousin. I heard they go great with Egg Nog!

1 cup of water
2 teaspoons of salt
1 bag of dried fruit
2 cups of sugar
1 cup of flour
A dhas of this and and dash of that
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check the quality

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink

Turn on the electric mixer-beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup- just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it lloose with a drewscriber. Sample of the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, shift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet?

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift a lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink- whatever you can find.

Greash the over.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Dont forget to beat off the turner.

Finally throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas!!

Note of Caution. Be careful not to eat too many of these cookies or you could end up like this guy.